Yikes. Funny or Die sent out their weekly newsletter today with this featured video: Carrie Prejean Sex Tape — aka, "The exclusive never before seen video that Carrie Prejean has been trying to keep you from seeing." Well, that was worth a click to see what they did with it. Anything surprising or unique? Not really, it was pretty much what you'd expect (except for an eyeball-searing "Bush" joke) — until the end, with a surprise reveal…Perez Hilton. (Sorry, I just ruined the surprise, but it's not really news otherwise.) Needless to say it was a surprise to see him, especially wearing so little. Am I joking? Maybe, you'll have to watch and see. But either way, I did learn that Hilton can't really sing.
Warning: If you're easily offended by depictions of "inappropriate" situations, don't watch this. Also, NSFW.
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Carrie Prejean's Ex-BF: She Wasn't Underage & There's 20 More Sex Tapes
Carrie Prejeans`s ex-boyfriend claims the disgraced beauty queen sent him her sex video when they were involved with each other in 2007. He said that the born again sexpot sent him about 20 X-rated videos, and insists the one in question was shot when she was 20. (Source: TMZ)
Carrie Prejean has every reason to lie, by claiming that she was only 17-years-old when she shot the video, the evangelical vixen can write off her skanky behavior as a youthful indiscretion. Not to mention that Web sites will be afraid to post a sex video of an underage girl.
Carrie`s ex-lover has no reason to lie, and he`s not doing it for the publicity -- he asked TMZ not to reveal his identity. Whom are you going to belive, a decent young man who had the misfortune to become involved with a scantimonious skank, or a woman who has repeatedly lied to pageant officals and the press?
I wonder if Carrie Prejean`s explicit videos are all the home-alone variety, or do some of them feature a female co-star? With some many Prejean sex tapes floating around, it`s only a matter of time before one of them surfaces on the Internet. I appeal to the person(s) who have possession of a Carrie Prejean sex tape to sell it to a Web site or media outlet.
There are still some conservatives and evangelicals who are standing by the holy roller hottie, she won`t lose complete favor with the religious nutjobs until they see her in all her naked glory.
Carrie Prejean on 'Larry King Live': Sex tape talk, gay caller angers ex-Miss America (Video)
Carrie Prejean on Larry King Live
Carrie Prejean gets upset on 'Larry King Live'
Carrie Prejean appeared on "Larry King Live" on Wednesday and got so upset with the veteran news anchor that she threatened to walk off his show. What irked Prejean was discussion of how her sex tape may have impacted her recent lawsuit settlement.
"You sued the pageant after they fired you, they countersued, and then you accused them of a number of things including religious discrimination, clearly an issue important to you," King asked. "Why did you settle? You don't have to tell me the terms of the settlement, but why settle since you had a fight to carry on?"
"You know what Larry. Everything that was discussed in mediation, I'll say it again, is completely confidential. I'm not, I'm not gonna be able to talk about that." Prejean retorted.
King continues: "So, you can't even say why you settled? How does that break what you settled for?"
Prejean then reiterates what she originally said and then follows up with: "Larry, you're being inappropriate. You really are."
Later in the segment, a gay man from Detroit calls to ask Prejean a question.
"I'm a gay man and I love pageants," the Detroit caller says. "I'm sure that you, Carrie, have got, you know, great gay friends that helped you possibly win. What would you give them as advice if they wanted to get married?"
By this point, Prejean has disconnected her microphone and claimed to have not heard the question. When King asks the ex-Miss America to put her microphone back on, she refuses, saying, "you're being extremely inappropriate right now and I am about to leave your show."
Prejean believes she lost her pageant crown due to her opposition to gay marriage. Prejean currently has a new book in stores titled "Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks."
Watch the video below of Carrie Prejan on "Larry King Live."
Would You Like to Be a Porn Star Now, Carrie Prejean?
Hey, if everyone's seen you naked anyway...
Prominent porn studio Vivid Entertainment has re-extended its $1 million offer to ex-Miss California USA Carrie Prejean to star in an adult film, hopeful that she'd be more receptive to the idea now that they know it's not a matter of her being too shy to strip for the camera.
And timing is everything.
"We originally made the offer in May when Carrie was making headlines during the controversy over her statements during the Miss USA Pageant," Vivid cochair Steven Hirsch, whose company also made an offer to Octomom at one point, said Wednesday.
"She didn't get back to us at the time. Now that it's been revealed that she has actually made her own sex tape, we know her reluctance certainly wasn't based on any fear of performing sexually for the camera.
"She's a beautiful woman with plenty of talent, and we still believe that a video featuring her would be a best-seller," he added.
Prejean has tried to clarify that the so-called sex tape in existence is a video she shot of herself and sent to a boyfriend when she was 17 and stupid.
"It was the biggest mistake of my life," the 22-year-old said Tuesday during an appearance on Hannity.
Sean Hannity, for one, gave her a pass, and the folks at Vivid certainly aren't holding it against her, either.
"We're doing this simply because she's hot and has a certain star quality," Hirsch said.
Tony Gonzalez and WIFE Appear Nude For PETA
Members of PETA are among the most objectionable people on this planet. Because of their collective idiocy, my scientist mother must fill out more paperwork to experiment on specially bred lab rats than on humans. When they contract a terminal illness, I hope their objection to animal research stays as rigid. Generally, PETA even manages to soil a brilliant nude marketing campaign, by including individuals one would never wish to see naked. We must, however, give them due kudos for introducing us to Tony Gonzalez' wife. We'll make our cheeseburger a double tonight in celebration. (AJC via Hot Clicks)
Report: Jennifer Lopez Files $10M Suit Against Ex-Husband Over Sex Tape
The mega-star attempts to block release of steamy footage from 1997 honeymoon with ex Ojani Noa.
Jennifer Lopez is suing for $10M to ensure she isn't the next Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.
This is one hot video Jennifer Lopez doesn't want to see shooting up the charts.
Thanks to a first husband she cannot seem to shake, the "Jenny from the Block" singer has found herself embroiled in a Paris Hilton-like sex-tape scandal over steamy footage the former lovebirds shot on their 1997 honeymoon -- which ex Ojani Noa now wants to cash in on.
The sultry singer/actress filed a $10 million lawsuit against Noa, claiming that he breached a confidentiality agreement and was also peddling the sexy home videos. And yesterday, a Los Angeles judge ordered Noa to put the wraps on the intimate footage -- at least for now.
The hot footage, which reportedly also includes scenes of an embarrassing, ugly argument between J.Lo and her mom, is allegedly part of a movie titled "How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story."
FULL STORY: Click here to read the full report from the New York Post.
Vivid Renews $1M Sex Tape Offer to Carrie Prejean
LOS ANGELES — With dethroned Miss California USA Carrie Prejean back in the news to talk about her book — and sex tape — Vivid Entertainment has renewed its offer of $1 million for Prejean to star in one of its upcoming movies.
"We originally made the offer in May when Carrie was making headlines during the controversy over her statements during the Miss USA Pageant," Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said. "She didn't get back to us at the time. Now that it's been revealed that she has actually made her own sex tape we know her reluctance certainly wasn't based on any fear of performing sexually for the camera. She's a beautiful woman with plenty of talent and we still believe that a video featuring her would be a best seller."
Early last week it was reported that Prejean, a runner-up for Miss USA, abruptly ended her contentious legal battle with pageant officials after it was revealed by a pageant lawyer that the politically conservative blonde had made a sex tape for a former boyfriend.
"In my book, I talk about how young women all the time are [making sex tapes] and nothing is private any more — nothing is private," Prejean said on "The View" today. "And you know when you're young and you think: I'll never be famous, I'll never be a celebrity — think you will."
Prejean also revealed today that she was involved with JC's Girls, a Christian ministry that reaches out to "save" women from the adult entertainment industry.
"So you spend a lot of time helping these women come out of what's called the adult entertainment industry," HumanEvents.com editor Jed Babbin asked Prejean. "Right," Prejean said. "And not judging them, but letting them know that they are loved, and helping them get back on their feet."
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Video Shock
Is there a Carrie Prejean sex tape video? Of course there's a Carrie Prejean sex tape video; that's the natural progression in this sorted story of this all American beauty snubbed by the Miss USA pageant for her stance on gay marriage. I mean doesn't everybody who's anybody have a sex tape?
The former Miss California and Perez Hilton nemesis Carrie Prejean, admitted to Hannity that there was indeed a sex tape video of her out there. Albeit a "solo" sex tape, but still, a sex tape. I guess it depends on what your definition of is is. Thank you Bill Clinton.
Prejean, 22, says that the solo sex tape she made 5 years ago was a gift for a former boyfriend. How come I never recieved gifts like that? Prejean was pursuing a lawsuit against Miss California USA for libel, but when the subject of the sex tape came up, the lawsuit was dropped. Carrie Prejean got nothing.
But don't feel bad for her though, the Carrie Prejean sex tape video is popping up at the right time for her. She's getting ready to release a book and publicity, even though possibly embarrassing, is good for book sales. Carrie said, speaking of her trials and tribulations:
"All I know is there is a campaign against me trying to silence me," Prejean said. "They tried to embarrass me. They tried to humiliate me. They tried to attack me. And I'm still standing."
Prejean's tried to put herself in the same category as Sarah Palin; whooping bag of the left. She said in an interview on the "Today Show" that she was being "Palinized". She also went on a rant about Keith Olbermann and the liberal media, can't really argue with her there.
Look, I agree that the libs went after her because of the whole gay marriage answer and her touting her Christian faith. And yes the media has done some damage to Sarah Palin as well. The problem is, the Carrie Prejean sex tape video sort of discontinues her credibility to use media bias as an excuse, as well as her self-comparison to Palin. Don't you think?
Carrie Prejean's Accidental on Purpose Sex-Tape Leak!?
There's something about Carrie Prejean that makes us suspicious.
Much as her book-flap copy might like to believe, our eyebrows are not cocked because of the former pageant queen's beliefs. Look, Sarah Palin's an acquired taste, too, but we're not driven to concoct wild theories about why she's doing Oprah next week. (In that case, we'd only be suspicious if Palin didn't do Oprah.)
So, no, it's not Prejean's ideas that make us think she's up to something. It's her timing.
As in, can you believe her sex-tape scandal broke four days before her book-flap copy—and the rest of the tome—was published?
And can you believe Prejean appeared on Sean Hannity to talk about how humiliated she was to be talking on Sean Hannity about her sex-tape scandal—on the very same day Still Standing hit stores?
To clarify, we can and do believe that both things happened because they did. But we are suspicious as to why they happened. And, more specifically, as to when they happened.
Let's say you're Carrie Prejean, and it's been a slow couple of months. At first you're grateful for the time away from the headlines, because, hey, you've got a book to write. Maybe you've even been thinking of reading one. Whatever. You've got work to do.
And then you're done. Your book about the trials and tribulations of being you are done, and you can't understand why it took Tolstoy, like, a hundred years to write War and Peace. Whatever. You've got a book to sell.
Ah, but now you've got a problem. You're old news. Your dustup with Perez Hilton seems like a million YouTube views ago. Your clashes with the Miss California organization are boring to anyone outside of the tiara circle. Your best publicity bet of the fall—the pageant people demand to be reimbursed for your breast-enhancement surgery—fizzles. (A busty beauty queen who's not 100 percent natural? How unnovel.)
You're stuck. And, worse, the clock is ticking. Your book is due out Nov. 9. Palin's Going Rogue—Going Rogue, oh, how you must envy that title!—is due out Nov. 17. That gives you only about a week to command the public's attention as the victim of the liberal press. What to do? How to top a former vice-presidential candidate who killed in the talent competition during her own pageant days?
Let's say you channel surf one night past Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian. And you pause to admire each woman's enduring fame. And you start to think. And you remember a little something-something you once made for a boyfriend you loved and cared about. And you decide to accidentally and not at all on purpose leave your little something-something on your roof, with a big, blinking neon sign that says "Absolutely Do Not Take This Tape of Me Pleasuring My Own Self to Smut Peddlers Who Might Leak Its Existence to the Press Right Around the Time of the Publication of My New Memoir, Still Standing, Available Everywhere Nov. 9."
Let's say you're brilliant—and you would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our darned suspicions!
We should really stop being so skeptical. Things happen. Coincidences happen. Sex tapes happen. The Lord, after all, does work in mysterious ways.
Carrie Prejean and Miss California USA Call a Truce
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Carrie Prejean Made a Pact With the Devil (or Perez)?!
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Yours for a Bargain-Bin Price?
Miss California Officials to Carrie Prejean: You Owe Us for Those Boobs!
Carrie Prejean warns women: Don't make sex tapes because you may get famous
Carrie Prejean stopped by "The View" on Tuesday to explain why she sold a tape of herself masturbating and to go into more depth on her new book: "Still Standing."
Prejean explained that the solo sex tape she made at at age 17 was the "biggest mistake" of her life.
She offered this advice to other young girls thinking of following in her handprints.
"In my book, I talk about how young women all the time are doing this and nothing is private any more -- nothing is private. And you know when you're young and you think: I'll never be famous, I'll never be a celebrity -- think you will."
Prejean then praised her personal decision to go public about the self-pleasuring video. "It's embarrassing even talking about this right now," said the former topless model/Fox News poster child. "I've been on national TV discussing the worst mistake of my life. I mean, how many people are comfortable doing that?"
When Barbara Walters reminded her that she also had monetary reasons -- "But you did it also because you have a book out" -- Prejean admitted that was true but then got back on topic with claims of religious discrimination for her gay-marriage views.
What do you think of Carrie Prejean now? Has your opinion of this young woman changed since the sex-tape news? Can we believe anything she says?
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Megan Fox Says She's Bisexual … But Had Problems Making Out With Amanda Seyfried
Megan Fox has made no secret of the fact that her sexual preferences swing both ways, having confirmed to Esquire magazine earlier this year that she has no question in her mind about "being bisexual." But surprisingly, the sexy starlet did have issues locking lips with co-star Amanda Seyfried for some steamy scenes in "Jennifer's Body." That particular day of filming was a closed set (even other stars of the film weren't allowed in) and director Karyn Kusama told Tarts she felt as though she was "babysitting" as Fox and Seyfried continuously dissolved into giggles.
"I was constant laughing because it's awkward and it's strange and nobody wants to do that. Neither one of us wanted to do it so it was uncomfortable," Fox admitted at a recent fan-meet for the film at the Hollywood & Highland Center.
SLIDESHOW: Click here to see photos of Megan Fox.
And even though Fox's folks "don't care and are good about" watching her do racy things all in the name of art, Seyfried isn't so appeased with her family watching.
"(My parents) have just seen another film of mine -- nudity and my mom got to see me have sex with two different types of people on screen. She's OK, she knows it's acting but it's not necessarily OK with me," she said. "So it was difficult when my mom sat down next to me to watch 'Jennifer's Body.'"
Jennifer Lopez sex tape under wraps pending court date
Bootylicious J-Lo is heading to court to prevent her first husband from releasing a steamy sex video.
Lopez is suing ex Ojani Noa (yeah we hadn't heard of him either) for a cool 10 mil in an attempt to keep the explicit tape out of public view.
Unlike the Letterman tape (which thankfully is yet to be released) we're certain this would be one film worth watching.
The piece which is titled, "The J-Lo and the Ojani Noa Story" reportedly contains footage from the couple's 1997 honeymoon. We have to wonder why such an old tape is coming into the open now. Like other starlets who've experienced sex tape leaks right before the premiere of a show or movie, does Lopez have an upcoming album or film that she is trying to promote? Actually yes she does. Her next movie The Back-Up Plan is set to hit theaters in January 2010.
Prejean Sextape: Carrie Prejean Sex Tape a big Publicity Stunt Promoting Carrie Prejean's Book?
The Prejean sextape is all over. Carrie Prejean's sextape is hot. Was the Prejean sextape accidentally leaked, or is the Prejean sextape a big publicity stunt? Carrie Prejean's book "Still Standing" hit stores on November 9 – just 1 day ago. Carrie Prejean told Sean Hannity that the sextape was "the biggest mistake" of her life, but you really have to wonder how true that statement is.
The interesting thing about the Prejean sextape is that no one else is involved. She self-recorded the sextape for a boyfriend when she was only 17 – or so she says. We all know Ms. Prejean and she has to deflect any responsibility for her actions. Remember – she was the one that was "tricked" into taking semi-nude photos.
Carrie Prejean is best known for losing her Miss California crown. Prejean contends that she was released for her "religious" beliefs, after stating to Perez Hilton that marriage was for "man and woman" only. She has sued Miss California for $1 million, which is approximately the amount of money TMZ estimates Prejean will lose because of the sextape.
Or will she? Carrie Prejean is all over trends today. People want to see the Prejean sextape, Carrie Prejean's nipple, and anything to do with the fallen queen. Don't you think that some of this hype will inspire at least a handful of individuals to purchase "Still Standing?"
Ahh Ms. Prejean is such a martyr.
Before you go out and download the Carrie Prejean sextape, be sure to realize that she claims she filmed the tape while she was 17. This is why no links are included from this article to any of the listed sites that claim to have the video. Do not view the video, as it could potentially be child pornography.
However, if you are a sucker for controversy, check out the following:
Carrie Prejean Claims She Was Pressured To Get Boob Job, Is Pals With Sarah Palin
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In her new book, "Still Standing," former Miss California Carrie Prejean claims that she was forced to get breast implants after being felt up by a pageant director, reveals Donald Trump's crude method of selecting the top Miss USA contestants and says she's become phone pals with both Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol.
Notably missing from the book: any mention of her sex tape.
Prejean, who was fired by the pageant in the wake of a controversy over her gay marriage remarks, recalls how Miss California pageant director Keith Lewis ran his hands all over her body shortly after she won:
He stopped and stared at my butt. For a long time. He touched me on the butt, then ran his hands around my hips, looked at my butt again, touched it again, ran his hands around my hips again, and examined each of my breasts...
And then he said, "Have you ever thought of getting a boob job?"
When Prejean expressed her reservations, she claims that Lewis pressured her by saying that he had paid for boob jobs for past Miss Californias.
"'I really think you need it'... He told me the pageant would pay for it and made it clear it had to happen soon," writes Prejean.
Prejean also reveals that Trump personally inspected each of the contestants, lining them up on stage and asking them which other contestants were "hot." After he made his way through all the girls, he motioned the ones he liked to one side, leaving the "discards" on the other side: "It became clear that the point of the whole exercise was for him to divide the room between girls he personally found attractive and those he did not."
Many of the girls found this exercise humiliating. Some of the girls were sobbing backstage after he left, devastated to have failed even before the competition really began to impress "The Donald"... even those of us who were among the chosen couldn't feel very good about it -- it was as though we had been stripped bare.
Prejean also describes how the criticism she received for her comments on gay marriage led her to become allied with political conservatives like Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter.
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Expressing praise for Palin, Michele Bachmann and other conservative women in the political sphere, Prejean says that they are bound to be 'Palinized' -- treated to liberal scorn.
On one particularly bad day, I got a surprising phone call that cheered me up to no end: it was from Sarah Palin.
We talked for a good fifteen minutes. She told me that she was extremely proud of me and told me to stay strong.
"You tell it like you see it, Carrie. People are sick of politically correct answers. You're doing awesome."...
She told me her daughter Bristol was a big fan of mine, and would love for me to call her. We have been keeping in touch ever since."
And Prejean reveals that the experience has only seemed to harden her beliefs. She expresses her opposition to a California law that prohibits anti-gay bias in public schools: "There is only one word for this: insanity.... These liberals for some reason see it as their mission to completely undo traditional morality in California through political action and legal coercion."
And she even dismisses charges of homophobia by challenging the definition of that word, claiming that it really means to be fearful of men:
"Homophobic" is merely a made-up word to try to force everyone to be politically correct on gay marriage or risk being accused of being hateful.
Carrie Prejean confirms 'sex tape,' but ...
Carrie Prejean, some might remember, is the California beauty queen who gained instant ignominy in some circles by agreeing with President Obama's ridiculous notion that marriage is a union between one man and one woman.
This was said to make Prejean outrageously conservative although Obama, who is a male and said the same thing throughout the endless presidential campaign, was ranked as the most liberal member of the U.S. Senate a year ago now. That must be what passes for progress nowadays.
Both liberals and conservatives have been bickering and chuckling and pointing fingers of hypocrisy ever since. Also, Prejean had breast augmentation, some keen-eyed critics noted, which is certainly unimaginable for any American female let alone ones successfully participating in the beauty business.
Anyway, Prejean lost her Miss California USA sash when she allegedly failed to fulfill ...
... appearance provisions of her contract because she was too busy becoming a conservative icon. Like pretty much every other breathing soul in public life this month, she's written a book.
It's titled "Still Standing," which some folks might see as having a double-meaning in the context of a sex video, but not us. Sean Hannity, who also has a dangerously conservative reputation, wrote the book's foreword and had the 22-year-old author on his Fox News Channel program last night.
As he so succinctly put it, "We might as well go right to it."
The handsome host noted that the high-powered celebrity website TMZ claimed to have a sex video of the beautiful Prejean that is so outrageously explicit it hasn't posted it yet. But people can feel free to keep clicking back there every few minutes to check. If they don't mind someday maybe finding a naked female conservative with bipartisan augmentations.
Prejean replied -- insert teasing pause here -- yes, there was a tape she had done as a teenager. She made it for a distant boyfriend whom she loved at the time. She said TMZ can call it a "sex tape" if it wants. But she was alone on the video, and no one else was in the room.
So everyone (except TMZ, Prejean's mother and the ex-boyfriend, who presumably provided the tape of his once-beloved) is left to imagine what songs Prejean chose to sing on her karaoke machine that night.
Prejean said it was the "biggest mistake" she'd ever made in her not-yet-lengthy life. She regretted it. She felt mortified talking about it, but it was her own fault. And that as a Christian she'd never claimed to be perfect.
Prejean and Hannity agreed that conservative women seem to be targeted for criticism by liberal media. (All of whose members are, btw, never naked.)
Prejean also said that she and her very liberal sister ... well, you can watch this short Fox News video for yourself. (Warning: This video contains graphic images of two fully-clothed adults talking about a book on a cable news channel decidedly denounced by senior Obama White House aides.) Read more below.
Additionally, we should note that, as reported here last week by The Ticket, someone named David Plouffe was also on Fox News last night, also selling a book. Plouffe, some might remember, was the manager of the Obama presidential campaign that hasn't really ended yet.
The fully-clothed Plouffe was talking with Greta Van Susteren about how really, totally, amazingly, seriously Obama considered Hillary Clinton as his vice presidential partner before going instead with the charismatic Joe Biden. No mention of any videotapes.
Carrie Prejean: Sex Tape Was 'Biggest Mistake of My Life'
Former Miss California tells Fox News about humiliating tape.
Carrie Prejean says a steamy tape she made for an ex-boyfriend a few years ago was "the biggest mistake" of her life.
The former Miss California USA told Fox News' Sean Hannity Monday that she shot the racy tape by herself for a boyfriend she loved when she was 17. Later, he "betrayed" her and sold it.
SLIDESHOW: Embarrassing celebrity sex tape scandals.
"They can call it whatever they want to call it, but it was the biggest mistake of my life," Prejean told Hannity. "I was all by myself and I was sending a boyfriend at the time who I loved and cared about a video of me … I was not having sex with anybody and you call it whatever you want."
Prejean, now 22, said she was young and exhibited bad judgment at the time.
"I was a teenager at the time and never did I think it would ever come out. But it was bad judgment and it's embarrassing and it's humiliating to be talking about this now on national TV if you can imagine."
SLIDESHOW: Carrie Prejean: At the Eye of the Storm.
Prejean lost her title in June, which she attributes to her opposition to gay marriage. Pageant organizers said she was skipping official events.
Earlier this month, Prejean and organizers reached a confidential settlement. Since then, she has released a memoir entitled "Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate and Political Attacks."
Prejean told Hannity that she feels she is the victim of a political attack aimed at conservative women, but that her faith helps her stay grounded amid the controversy.
"[My story] gives Americans just hope, and it shows them that, you know, Americans should not be attacked for their beliefs. They should not be silenced. You know, we have the freedom of speech. And I was punished; I was fired. I was brutally attacked and [am] still being attacked. People are still trying to dig up things from my past."
TRANSCRIPT: Click here to read Carrie's full interview with Fox News' Sean Hannity.
Eva Mendes's Steamy Calvin Klein Ads On SoHo Billboard & TV[VIDEOS]
[VIDEOS] Eva Mendes' nip slip at the Bad Lieutenant premiere, and a new billboard of her sweaty, nearly naked and tugging at a man's boxer briefs upsets SoHo residents in New York!
A new Calvin Klein billboard showing Eva Mendes nearly naked is getting new York residents all hot and bothered…why the face?
Eva Mendes Steamy Calvin Klein Ads On Soho Billboard And TV
Eva Mendes is all oiled up and stripped down – and tugging at the boxer briefs of a hard-bodied and equally sweaty man. They're starring in a very steamy new Calvin Klein ad hanging in the heart of New York's soho neighborhood.
You'd think if any 'hood had the most tolerance it might be soho…but not so…residents are telling the New York daily news, "it's borderline pornography."
And this isn't the first time there's been outrage over Eva…her Calvin Klein TV ad was banned from the airwaves last year.
Whether or not the billboard comes down, you can still count on Eva to deliver the goods... Just check out the star at the New York premiere of her new movie, "bad lieutenant" in NYC Sunday night.
PHOTO: New Moon's Christian Serratos Goes Nude for PETA
Why do we think that Twilight actress Christian Serratos is on Team Jacob? Maybe it's because of the way the 19-year-old, who plays Kristen Stewart's "norm" pal Angela, has bared all to fight fur for a new ad for PETA. Leaning against a tree in a misty forest that looks a lot like Forks, Wash., where New Moon is set, is her way of saying she'd rather go naked than wear fur. Well, unless she were a werewolf, of course.
Former Miss California Carrie Prejean Claim Its Not A' Sex Tape'
Carrie Prejean is in the midst of controversies again and this time it's not about any of her semi-nude photo like before, this it's her semi nude solo sextape. It looks like she is taking it to the next level with each passing controversy.
Prejean was stripped of her Miss California crown in June for all her controversies. An angry Prejean filed suit against pageant officials claiming religious discrimination. But it was the beauty pageant lawyer who came out with an upper hand in the legal standoff after he produced a sex tape of Prejean, which was far more hard-core than the nude pictures which had previously scandalized her.
After the sextape was played in which she was engaging in solo sexual acts, she immediately dropped her million-dollar-plus demands and bolted from the negotiating table. (TMZ )
The tape hasn't been released.
Carrie Prejean appeared in the Today Show and described that the video shouldn't be called as a sextape as it just features her doing solo activities. She mentioned that she was only 17 when she made the tape.
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Prejean Sextape: Carrie Prejean Nipple and Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Are Hot
The Prejean Sextape is highly sought after. The Prejean sextape and Carrie Prejean nipple are 2 Carrie Prejean items people want to see. Why is Carrie Prejean's sex tape so desired and why is the Carrie Prejean nipple important to many?
We are all suckers for controversy. Face it – we like to see people like Carrie Prejean screw up. She was on top of the world, and then her world came crashing down. Everyone ate it up. The Carrie Prejean sextape and the Carrie Prejean nipple slip are only two reminders that even the most "successful" people can fall.
Carrie Prejean claims that she is conservative, which makes her look a wee bit hypocritical when you consider she has a sex tape and has bared her nipple to the world. Second, the Carrie Prejean sextape features Carrie Prejean doing solo acts –admittedly when she was underage.
Nude photographs of Ms. Prejean surfaced in the past, and she told the world that some photographer "tricked" her in to taking the photos. Now, she's got a tape of her performing sex acts while underage.
For those of you that wish to search for the Carrie Prejean sextape to watch, DON'T!! Ms. Prejean contends that the video was taken when she was 17, so watching it could potentially mean you are watching child pornography. Furthermore, Web sites will take advantage of this opportunity to send you files ripe with viruses.
Of course, no one out there should judge Ms. Prejean. We all make mistakes. While not everyone has semi-nude photos or a sex tape, chances are we have something equally embarrassing. However, the only thing that is unfortunate about Ms. Prejean is how she tries to act like she's conservative and "wholesome" when in fact she really isn't. That's the only thing that should bother us.
Of course, the Carrie Prejean sextape could have been a big publicity stunt. Why? Click HERE to find out.
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'DWTS' Contender Joanna Krupa on Her Playboy Spread!
Supermodel and "Dancing with the Stars" contender Joanna Krupa is on the cover of the December Playboy, on stands November 13, and she reveals the inspiration behind the incredible shoot!
"You can never replicate [things that Brigitte Bardot] has done, but she's such a role model [to me], so I kind of wanted to go into that kind of look," Joanna tells ET about her second Playboy shoot, which took place in London. "It was an amazing experience; I'm over-the-moon excited about it."
"I definitely feel like my body has been in better shape now than it has been before," she says of the latest shoot -- and her 'DWTS' bod -- compared to her 2005 spread. "I think right now is probably the best I've ever been."
"My fiance's seen the photos," Joanna told ET while shopping at Sky Boutique in Los Angeles. "He's happy about it; I won't lie - in the beginning when I told him I was going to do the photo shoot he wasn't thrilled about it, but he knows that I'm in the [modeling] business and he's very supportive."
ET was also there as Joanna revealed the photos to her 'DWTS' pro partner Derek Hough, who tried to play it cool -- but said he was kind of nervous and that his palms were sweating!
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Those are beautiful. Those are fantastic. This one is not too bad either, not too shabby."
Joanna shares the cover of the December issue with Chelsea Handler.
Watch ET for more with Joanna!
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Holly Madison may have to put her dreams of mayor-dom on the shelf, but it looks like she'll do well in Vegas without it. Now that she's rising to success with her Peepshow appearances, this former Girls Next Door star has been catapulted to headlining acts in the Entertainment Capital of the World.
Being a regular on their red carpet events, it's only a matter of time before Holly Madison becomes this renowned representative of the city. Even Las Vegas' Mayor Oscar Goodman seems to think she's just perfect in characterizing the place.
"Holly Madison does a great job promoting Las Vegas," Goodman exclaimed to the Los Angeles Times. "She is a glamorous ambassador for the city. I always have my showgirls with me when I go out, but Holly has a standing invitation to join us in showcasing fabulous Las Vegas."
What's more, Madison has already been named an unofficial "ambassador" of the Planet Hollywood resort. While many of her fans aren't surprised at how quickly her fame has recovered since leaving The Girls Next Door, the star herself is appalled.
"I am totally surprised," Holly said. "It started out with my wanting to do a guest spot in Crazy Horse [at MGM]. But that would not have been a big deal, and then Peepshow came along and it turned into a huge thing that I love doing."
Another thing she's psyching herself up for is her upcoming reality show on E!. She may have left the Playboy mansion, but this new journey of hers is soon going to end up on television. One thing's for sure, it's going to be far from what we witnessed on The Girls Next Door.
"Girls Next Door was done in a cute, colorful and cartoon way that girls could enjoy, relate to and live vicariously through," Holly explained. "A lot of girls would watch it and think if they had the spare time and the cash they would love to do whatever we were doing."
As for her new show, she said: "It is about everything I am doing here in Vegas. I think a lot of people are going to be surprised."
Does that mean we get to see her try to govern the city? Whatever the case, there's bound to be more fame for Holly Madison as she makes her way through her career.
Model Joanna Krupa To Feature In The December Issue Of 'Playboy'
Washington, Nov.3, (THAINDIAN NEWS) American model and actress Joanna Krupa is creating headlines theses days as she is all set to feature in the December issue of 'Playboy' magazine. The model would reportedly feature in the coveted magazine in eight page nude picture and the much awaited issue would supposedly be available in the news-stands from November 13.
The 37 year old model is also making news for her appearance in the ninth season of the popular reality show "Dancing with the Stars". Joanna and her partner in the show Derek Hough are one of the seven couples who are still in the show and they are delivering their best in each of the performances. The reality series has enabled the Polish-American model gain immense popularity among the viewers of the show with her scintillating performance that keeps them asking for more. In a recent interview, the model has emphasized that being a pert of a show where she has to showcase her dancing skills has been quite a challenging experience for her.
However, all the fans of the model would surely look forward to the December issue of the 'Playboy' magazine where Joanna has supposedly pose for the well known photographer Rankin. The magazine would also feature Chelsie Handler who hosts the E! talk show who would be appearing for the Men's magazine. Over the years, Joanna has posed for a number of magazines such as Maxim, ENVY, Inside Sport, Steppin' Out among others. In the Maxim issue she grabbed the title of "The Sexiest Swimsuit Model In The World".
'Gossip Girl' threesome: Will you watch tonight?
Categories: Fall TV 2009, Gossip Girl, Television, To Care or Not to Care
Tonight is the much-hyped threesome episode of Gossip Girl and I'm totally tuning in for all the menage a trois action (I sorta have to because I write the recap but I would anyways!). All of this controversy over the threesome, though, is a little ridiculous. First of all, GG has always pushed boundaries so this doesn't really feel like anything new (Remember the uproar over the network's "OMFG" ads for the series?). Second, most of the characters on the show are now college-age and I think we all did some crazy things at that time in our lives (I use to wear tie-dye and bandannas—terrifying!). And finally, it's not like GG is the first piece of pop culture to rock a threesome for shock value. Look at Woody Allen's Vicky Christina Barcelona. Or Britney Spears new hit song "3." Some might even say boy-girl-boy and/or girl-boy-girl is a desperate ploy for attention, but it doesn't seem that far out of GG's oeuvre. Remember last year when Jenny almost hooked up with crazy model Agnes and her boyfriend? Hello—where was all the shock and controversy then?
What do you think PopWatchers? Is the threesome a good idea for Gossip Girl? Or does this feel like a ratings stunt? Will you tune in tonight?
Jessica Simpson, Dolly Parton Bond Over Huge Breasts
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Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton have a lot in common. Or at least two pretty major things in common. Well, two things plus blonde hair and country music.
The famously busty pair found common ground this week on Twitter, faced with the difficulties of lugging those things around with them every single day.
"Aahhh chiropractor... Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!" Parton posted to her Twitter account on Monday morning.
Jessica Simpson responded to the tweet with an "Amen sister :)."
Giant boobs then and now: They appear more exposed these days.
Both Simpson's and Parton's double-D breasts have been topics of discussion (among fans and celebrity gossip websites) over the course of their careers.
Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson, famously praised his daughter's chest in a 2004 interview with GQ magazine, saying, "Jessica never tries to be sexy."
"She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's gonna be sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
Spoken like a true pimp moonlighting as a father.
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Jessica Simpson feels Dolly Parton's pain over having big breasts.
"Aahhh chiropractor... Hurts so good :-)" Parton, 63, Twittered late Monday. "You lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!"
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Simpson, 29 -- who has called Parton an idol -- responded with a smile: "Amen, sister!" Simpson's breasts have long been the center of attention.
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"Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both," he said. "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
Miss California Officials to Carrie Prejean: You Owe Us for Those Boobs!
If Carrie Prejean thought she could just take the boobs and run, she was sorely mistaken.
K2 Productions, which directs the Miss California USA pageant, has countersued the litigious former beauty queen, requesting that she return the $5,200 it gave her for breast-augmentation surgery.
"Had [Prejean] heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle," the suit states.
It really says that.
"We are saddened by the necessity to file a counterclaim today against Carrie Prejean," pageant codirector Keith Lewis said in a statement Monday.
"We are continuing to prepare for our upcoming telecast of the Miss California USA pageant on November 22, but the integrity of the Miss California USA organization and the values it represents requires us to respond and present the truth. Our claim is not about financial reward, and all profits awarded will be donated to a charity that promotes the values of our organization."
Miss Universe Organization honcho Donald Trump relieved her of her Miss California title in June, saying she had violated her contract by being too controversial making appearances as the Crowned One without pageant officials' permission.
Hogwash, she said.
Prejean sued K2 Productions, Lewis, his former codirector Shanna Moakler (who resigned her post amid all the hubbub earlier this year), and pageant publicist Roger Neal for slander, libel, religious discrimination, public disclosure of private facts and infliction of emotional distress for supposedly using her as a scapegoat for any negative attention they may have received over the antigay marriage position she took before she was named runner-up at this year's Miss USA pageant.
Those "private facts," however, referred solely to her boob job, according to the countersuit, which is seeking to have that portion of Prejean's lawsuit dismissed.
"The alleged 'private facts' consist of her breast augmentation (which ceased being private during the swimsuit competition of the nationally televised Miss USA pageant, in which Ms. Prejean walked the stage in a bikini)," the suit states.
What a low, albeit bouncy, blow.
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Paris Hilton "Feeling Very, Very Violated"
Her word choice may take your mind in an entirely different direction, but the ho-tel heiress was merely referring to the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch.
Even after many of her items were recently returned after her home was robbed last year, Paris Hilton feels "very, very violated" from the experience.
"She was just happy to get some of it back," says younger sister Nicky Hilton.
Paris Hilton was a victim in an allegedly connected string of celebrity burglaries that also included Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Audrina Patridge.
Paris Hilton feels more violated by being robbed than by Doug Reinhardt. Well, presumably. Guy looks like he's into kinky stuff. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Nick Prugo was the first to go down last month. Then last week, many of the other burglars were busted, including alleged mastermind Rachel Lee, 19.
Nicky Hilton remains in disbelief that the crime even took place.
Her sis, she says, "lives in a gated community with supposed state of the art security." One would think that the same applies to the other robbery victims.
Rick Hilton, Nicky and Paris's father, said he didn't know all the details about the burglary, but said of the outcome that his daughter is "happy about it."
Britney Spears lip-synching! What's new?
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Britney Spears? Lip-synching? "Whateverrrr" as the pop princess might put it herself.
Britney has been lip-synching her way through her "comeback" world tour for the past six months, so it's a bit of a mystery why it's caused such a fuss in Australia.
As singer John Mayer , who has been in Australia promoting his own album, put it in a wry weekend tweet, "If you're shocked that Britney was lip-synching at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you."
Britney's not the first performer to lip-synch during fast-paced, live song-and-dance performances, and she's certainly not the last — even classical musicians Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak Perlman played to a recording at President Barack Obama's outdoor inauguration in the bitter January weather.
But the practice seems to be news to some Australian politicians, who are suggesting that tickets should carry a disclaimer about whether parts of concerts are pre-recorded or mimed.
Britney's fans — in Australia and elsewhere — are coming out in support of their idol, whose slick "Circus" tour went around the United States before going Down Under.
"oh my god Britney i'm so embarrassed by how Australia has treated you since you arrived in our country. You have been nothing but slammed and put down since arriving and it's pathetic. I'm from Australia and my entire family is beyond inspired by yourself, your music, your life and your morals," wrote one fan, Katie D, on the official Britney Spears website.
So if most fans seem happy, does it matter anymore whether Britney, or anyone else, lip-synchs at "live" concerts? After all, as Britney sings on the title track of her latest album "I'm runnin' this like-like-like a circus."
Or are audiences at pop concerts getting short-changed after sometimes handing over more than $100 for a ticket?
Judge Blocks Distribution of J.Lo Sex Movie
A judge on Monday blocked singer-actress Jennifer Lopez's first husband from distributing a tell-all movie with video of the former couple's sex life.
But Ojani Noa, a chef and model who was married to Lopez for less than 11 months, said he would fight back.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge James Chalfant's order to Lopez's former husband will remain in effect until a court hearing on Tuesday, to determine whether to extend it.
Lopez filed against Noa on Friday, two years after she won a $545,000 judgment against him in a similar case involving a planned tell-all book.
In her latest lawsuit, Lopez said Noa was shopping around to film industry players a movie with footage of the couple in sexual situations, including their time in a hotel room during their 1997 honeymoon.
Lopez, who married singer Marc Anthony in 2004 and has two children with him, is seeking $10 million in damages and a court order permanently blocking dissemination of any video showing her and Noa in intimate situations.
The judge said he issued the temporary order because the proposed movie "How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The JLo and Ojani Noa Story" may violate an agreement between Lopez and Noa, in which he agreed not to disclose private information about her.
Noa, who came to court on Monday without an attorney, said that he was not dissuaded by the judge's ruling.
"I'm going to fight this," he said.
In 2006, Lopez sued Noa over his plans to publish a tell-all book about their life, claiming the book would violate the nondisclosure, "non-disparagement" agreement the two had previously reached. It resulted in a California judge ordering Noa to pay Lopez $545,000 for breach of contract.
In addition to Noa, the judge's order on Monday temporarily blocking distribution of the film applies to movie producer Ed Meyer, even though his attorney argued that Meyer was not bound by an agreement between Lopez and Noa.
Lopez starred in the 2002 movie "Maid in Manhattan" and had hit songs with "Jenny from the Block" and "Love Don't Cost a Thing".
Twilight New Moon star Christian Serratos gets naked for PETA
Twilight and New Moon star Christian Serratos, who plays Angela Weber, has stripped down for PETA's "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" campaign. The 19-year old is the youngest star to be featured in the ads.
You can see even more of Christian Serratos backside here. (She's got a great body, but even she gets a big Photoshop boost in this one.)
Christian Serratos says, "I've always been opposed to slaughtering, eating, wearing carcass. It's always seemed gross to me." Check out this video from her behind-the-scenes photo shoot:
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Christian Serratos, who stars as Angela in the Twilight Saga sequel, went nude for a PETA ad campaign against fur.
The actress, 19, stripped down for the animal rights organization's "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad.
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In her ad -- which is set in a dark, misty forest -- Serratos stands naked next to a tree.
"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive," the ad, which has splatters of blood on it, reads. "Please don't wear fur."
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Although she's the youngest celebrity to grace PETA's nude ads, Serratos has joined a growing list of celebrities -- including Charlize Theron, Eva Mendes, Karina Smirnoff and Roselyn Sanchez -- who have starred in PETA's anti-fur ad campaigns.
Miley Cyrus Pole Dancing: Is She a Bad Influence? (VIDEO)
A recent poll has named 16-year-old Miley Cyrus as 2009's worst celebrity influence–and many are pointing to her provocative pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards as the event that clinched her that title. According to the New York Post, AOL's JSYK (Just So You Know) poll asked 44,594 people their opinions about who's corrupting America's youth. Here's the video of Miley's pole dance during her performance of "Party in the USA" – see what you think:
Come on, people. She barely touches the pole! And sure, her shorts are pretty short–but overall Miley's not really baring all that much skin. However, she does seem to have a penchant for taking scantily-clad photos (Yowza, Google Image Search). Is she really a bad influence though? Color me conflicted.
Coming in at #2 on the list was Britney Spears…which might be valid, given all her shenanigans in the past few years. But honestly, I'm not really sure if Britney is even worthy of making such a list. We all know she's gone off the deep end. Is she really even capable of influencing us? And maybe teens and tweens were huge Britney followers 10-years ago, but I'm willing to bet that most of her die-hard fans are creepy 20somethings now. It's all about Miley and Taylor Swift now, puh-lease.
Taylor actually ranked at the other end of the list, as the second best celebrity influence. Selena Gomez topped the chart, which also included goody-goodies Nick Jonas and Emma Watson.
Miley Cyrus is annoying
Miley Cyrus sucked down 3 packs of cigarettes and caught three strains of H1N1 before using her truck driver voice to haunt the masses in an interview with some creepy old guy with twins. When asked what Jay-Z song she is referring to in "Party in the USA", Miley admits she's a complete fraud that didn't write the song and sleeps with men over the 30s with young twin girls. The last part happened off tape though, so just take my word for it. Miley yelled, "I've never heard a Jay-Z song. I don't listen to pop music. It's not even my style of music."
Add 300 "likes" to those three sentences and I've saved you from having to suffer through that video. Unless you want to see a famous 16-year-old dressed in a Pocahontas outfit for Halloween. Pervert.
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Can It Get Worse For Carrie Prejean? Her Mom Saw Sex Tape!
"Former Miss USA, Carrie Prejean`s mother was present at a screening of her daughter`s solo sex tape.
The graphic home video, which left Carrie`s mother aghast, was screened by Miss USA pageant lawyers to dissuade Carrie from pursuing her $1 million lawsuit against the organization, reports TMZ
Carrie, initially denied it was her in the video, saying, `that`s disgusting.`
However, when the camera turned to her face, showing it clearly, she turned to her lawyer for consultation."
Carrie Prejean`s litany of sins are almost too many to mention: Failing to fulfill her contract with the Miss USA Pageant, posing topless, making an X-rated sex tape, and hating on gays and lesbians.
The born again beauty has been exposed as deceitful and hypocritical, and she has made herself the laughingstock of the country. Every office wag worth his salt has at least a couple of Carrie Prejean jokes in his repertoire.
But when you do wrong, your actions always have unfortunate consequences for others. I can only imagine the humiliation and anguish that Carrie`s mother suffered when she saw the video of her daughter pleasuring herself. It would be bad enough if Carrie`s mom had seen her daughter`s X-rated tape in the privacy of her home, but she saw her skanky daughter`s sex tape in a room full of lawyers.
I wonder what will be Carrie`s excuse? The wind forced my legs open? I was only 17 at the time? I uttered "Jesus" while I was, um, pleasuring myself, so the whole thing was a spiritual endeavor?
Sorry Carrie, but your hypocrisy and hatred of our gay brothers and sisters, has made you an acceptable target for ridicule.
Like A Bad Boob Job Leaking Silicon, Carrie Prejean`s Sex Tape Will Leak Online Carrie Prejean has accomplished the seemingly impossible: Male homosexuals who`ve never seen a straight p*rn movie, are dying to see the video of the born again hypocrite pleasuring herself.
Carrie Prejean X-Rated Sex Tape: Too Hot For The Internet Now that is has come to light that Prejean freely allowed one of her lovers to film her as she masturbated, will the Jesus crowd still stand by the disgraced beauty queen?
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Carrie Prejean on Sex Tape: Society Made Me Do it
Carrie Prejean is a hypocritical idiot. That's as nicely as we can put it.
Remember how the deposed Miss California claimed those pesky nude photos from her modeling days weren't meant to topless, and "the wind" was responsible?
Well, in her new tell-all book, she also blames "society" for her actions.
An entire passage of the waste of oxygen's memoir is dedicated to sexuality, and how our society's values do not value it appropriately. Here are her sage words:
"Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstream. It rushes at us daily through big screens, portable screens; soft core porn is on mainstreamed TV cable stations, while hard core porn is just a mouse click away on the Internet."
"The envelope of what seems acceptable in our society seems to get pushed farther and farther as more and more people are exposed to this kind of material."
"The result is girls growing up in a culture where it is hard to have an innocent, healthy, normal view of themselves, how they should behave, how they should act, and how they should dress. Our bodies are temples of the Lord."
"We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy ... I have learned that your outer beauty can only get you so far in life."
That's all well and good, except for two points:
She is famous for being in BEAUTY PAGEANTS.
Go ahead and blame the good ol' U.S.A. for its lack of moral values, but society didn't produce the Carrie Prejean sex tape. That was a (graphic) solo job.
Carrie Prejean sex tape: Her mom saw it, according to TMZ
Carrie Prejean has to be beet red after knowing her mom saw her solo sex tape
Carrie Prejean has been experiencing some minor difficulties on the home front. First, she lost the Miss California crown. Then she decided not to pursue a 1 million dollar lawsuit after the people behind the Miss California USA pagaent took the time to reveal their trump card - the scandalous tape of her solo sex act.
Now, TMZ reported on November 8 that one of the individuals in the room during the showing of this rather explicit tape was, well, her mom. What's a mom do when she sees something like this from her daughter? Well, that information wasn't shared, but you would expect there to be at least a "conversation." An Oh My God moment maybe, with the look of a mortified mother?
Since the lawsuit was dropped by both parties, Miss California USA and Carrie Prejean have wished each other luck going forward. Now that both parties have stopped fighting, the people of California can move on to the next big thing. This whole event had everyone glued to the television with the possibility of the tape being leaked by a news magazine...Ah, shucks!
J.Lo Sex Tape News: Temporary Restraining Order Issued on J.Lo Sex Tape
Jennifer Lopez Won a Key Court Case to at Least Post Pone the Release of Her Sex Tape with Ex
The J.Lo sex tape drama just seems to continue. This time the J.Lo sex tape has been blocked from distribution as a judge issued a temporary restraining order per the singer's request. The problem with a restraining order that
J.Lo Sex Tape News: Temporary Restraining Order Issued on J.Lo Sex Tape
J.Lo Sex Tape News: Temporary Restraining Order Issued on J.Lo Sex Tape only temporary is that it can be lifted at any time, and
may not save Jennifer Lopez from seeing her home movie becomes very public. The J.Lo sex tape as it is being called, was filmed with her ex-husband Ojani Noa, who now wants to release it as part of a tell-all movie about their marriage. It's definitely going to shine a lot of light on the private life of Jennifer Lopez if it gets released.
It's quite obvious that Ojani Noa is trying to take advantage of his ex-wife's fame and turn it into a lot of cash by calling it a sex tape and attaching the name of Jennifer Lopez to the film. It's a pretty low move by an ex-husband to make, and he probably still has a lot of unresolved issues from his marriage to Jennifer Lopez that he wants to get off of his chest with this film. The film itself is said to put Jennifer Lopez in a compromising position, with the singer/actress revealed in no clothing as well as in sexual situations. It is also rumored that much of the tape takes place in the hotel room that the couple shared on their honeymoon.
The temporary restraining order on releasing the J.Lo sex tape might now last very long, because it was only put in place so that one of the lawyers for Jennifer Lopez can review the tape and see if it violates and of the confidentiality agreement that the couple signed. It seems like a pretty slim argument, and it probably won't hold up much longer from allowing Ojani Noa to do whatever he wants with the footage that he has put together over the years. It's also shocking that Jennifer Lopez allowed herself to be in this position in the first place, but she has gained a lot of fame since she left Ojani Noa so many years ago.
J-Lo's ex blocked from selling sex movie
LOS ANGELES — Jennifer Lopez won a court order Monday barring her first husband from making their sex life public — at least for a day.
Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge James C. Chalfant issued a temporary restraining order blocking distribution of a proposed movie, "The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story." The order is in effect until a hearing on whether to extend it is completed. That hearing was scheduled to resume Tuesday.
"I'm going to fight this," Noa said of the order.
Lopez sued Noa on Friday for $10 million, claiming he breached a prior confidentiality agreement by intending to sell a movie containing hours of home video footage, including some showing Lopez in sexual situations on their 1997 honeymoon.
The suit also claims invasion of privacy by "public disclosure of private facts which would be offensive and objectionable to a reasonable person and which is not of legitimate public concern."
Lopez also sued Ed Meyer, Noa's manager and producer of the proposed movie.
Meyer's attorney, Frank Sanes Jr., unsuccessfully argued in court that his client was not bound by Noa's confidentiality agreement and shouldn't be subject to the restraining order.
The singer-actress wed Noa in 1997, but their marriage lasted just 11 months. They have fought two previous court battles.
Noa obtained a $125,000 settlement from Lopez in a 2004 suit that claimed she fired him without cause from a job as manager of her now-defunct Pasadena restaurant. As part of the settlement, he agreed not to disparage Lopez or sell private or intimate details about her or their relationship.
In 2007, Lopez won $545,000 in damages and attorney fees in another lawsuit that blocked Noa from publishing a ghostwritten tell-all book. Lopez claimed Noa had demanded $5 million to keep him from publishing the book.
According to court documents, the book claimed that Lopez had multiple affairs during her marriage to Noa, including one with current husband Marc Antony.
Lopez, 40, married Antony in 2004 and they have two children. She also was married to choreographer Cris Judd in 2001. The marriage lasted for nine months.
Jennifer Lopez Sex Movie on Lockdown
Jenny's sexcapades are off the block...for now.
A Los Angeles judge has shut down Jennifer Lopez's publicity-hungry first hubby from releasing a so-called mockumentary featuring depictions of the ex-couple's short-lived love life and an exposé of her allegedly cheating ways.
Ojani Noa, who has been trying to milk his role as J.Lo husband No. 1 ever since their marriage crapped out more than a decade ago, has been pitching How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story for a couple of weeks. Lopez filed a $10 million lawsuit on Friday and requested an injunction preventing the release of any footage featuring her.
Today, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge James C. Chalfant agreed to keep the movie on lockdown until a further hearing Tuesday on whether to make the injunction permanent.
But first, hizzoner might be getting an eyeful...
Chalfant will also decide whether to grant a request by the Out of Sight star's attorney, John H. Lavely, to review all video material, sexually explicit or otherwise, Noa and his manager/producing partner Ed Meyer plan to shop around so he can determine if they violated the ex-couple's nondisclosure agreement.
"We're going try to convince the judge that the injunction is not called for," Meyer lawyer Frank Sanes tells E! News. "The judge will have to decide whether or not [to grant plaintiff's request] to have certain documents sealed or not."
Meyer and Noa believe they are skirting the terms of a confidentiality agreement by fictionalizing parts of the story and hiring actors to re-create scenes. Meyer told E! News that production was set to begin in January.
Lopez hooked up with Noa, then a waiter in a Miami eatery, before she hit the big time. They married in February 1997 but divorced 11 months later. They remained on friendly terms, with Lopez even hiring Noa to run her Los Angeles-area restaurant in April 2002.
But things soured and she fired him six months later. Noa sued her for wrongful termination, and the pair eventually signed an agreement preventing either from talking about the settlement or their union.
That didn't stop Noa from threatening to publish a tell-all book about their time together and how she allegedly cheated on him and other boyfriends. A court-appointed arbitrator ruled in Lopez's favor and awarded her $545,000 in compensatory damages.
Noa turned up in court today representing himself. Calls to Lopez's attorney seeking comment were not immediately returned.
What else has Jennifer Lopez been up to lately? Well, there's that new tune and enough wardrobe changes to merit her own Fashion Spotlight.
Jennifer Lopez Sues First Husband Over Sex Tape
Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband again — two years after she won a $545,000 judgment against him — accusing him for planning to use a sex tape of them in a tell-all movie, The New York Times reports. Jennifer's lawsuit filed Friday states that her former husband Ojani Noa has been trying to sell to film industry players a movie with footage of J.Lo and Ojani in sexual situations. The film includes footage of them in their hotel room on their honeymoon in 1997.
Jennifer, who married Marc Anthony in 2004 and now has two children with him, is seeking $10 million. She also is seeking a court order to prevent the release of any footage of her and Noa being intimate.
Ojani, a chef and model, was married to Jennifer for less than 11 months. In 2006, J.Lo sued her ex for his plans to publish a tell-all book about their life and a California judge ordered him to pay $545,000 for breach of contract. Jennifer said Ojani had signed an agreement not to publish details about their relationship.
Jennifer's attorneys reportedly sent a cease and desist letter to Ojani and filmakers demanding that they stop production of a film titled How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The JLo and Ojani Noa Story.
The lawsuit accuses Ojani of breach of contract and names filmmaker Ed Meyer as a defendant.
J-Lo doesn't want her ex-husband peddling sex tapes or mockumentaries
Jennifer Lopez has sued her ex-husband for $10 million over his selling their honeymoon sex tape to filmmaker Ed Meyer and for his making an upcoming mockumentary called "How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The JLo and Ojani Noa Story."
According to Courthouse News Service, Noa is a Cuban-born model. He and J-Lo were married from February 1997 to January 1998. Noa is trying to make the most of those 11 months of marriage. He has already tried to write a book about it. In a previous round of Noa-Lopez litigation, she paid him a settlement and he signed an agreement not to "disclose for monetary fain any private or intimate details about either [Lopez] or his relationship with [Lopez]." Because of that agreement, Lopez was able to stop him from writing the book.
Now he's attempting to get around the agreement by creating a "mockumentary" instead of a documentary.
In her complaint in Los Angeles Superior Court, Lopez says Noa and Meyer are "producing and marketing for sale a feature film titled 'How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The JLo and Ojani Noa Story' … which they describe as the '(s)tory of Jennifer's Lopez's tumultuous first marriage to Cuban immigrant, chef and model Ojani Noa.' [Filmmaker Ed] Meyer also claims to have acquired from Noa the exclusive rights to what Meyer described as '11+ hours of previously unseen home video footage of Jennifer Lopez and Ojani Noa' … and asserted that he and Noa 'will be marketing/licensing [the films] for sale in DVD format at the American Film Market,' which is to be held in Santa Monica, California, from November 2-11, 2009."
Her complaint states: "In response, that same day Meyer sent Lopez's attorney an email in which he stated that the Home Video Materials depict Lopez 'in revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room footage from [her and Noa's] honeymoon,' and that the injunction is '100% ineffective.'"
…Meyer sent another email to her attorney, in which he wrote "that the injunction was 'only a "State Court" injunction, with extremely limited jurisdiction and effectiveness.' Meyer continued to state that: 'I don't even need to litigate this in the court system, as I can litigate it in the media.'"
via Courthouse News Service.
So then Lopez sued. And now he does have to litigate it in the court system.
She is seeking $10 million in damages for invasion of privacy, violation of publicity rights and breach of contract. I imagine her suit will be more successful in the courts than her movies are at the box office.
Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Is Real and J-Lo Isn't Happy About It! (Photos)
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Jennifer Lopez is worried about the possible leek of a sex tape her and ex husband Ojani Noa filmed while they were together…Yes, the rumors are true, the Jennifer Lopez sex tape is real and J-Lo is not happy about it!!
Ojani Noa, Lopez's first husband, has threatened to release a sex tape that is eleven hours long in which it shows Lopez doing the dirty with Noa 12 years ago. After the rumors of there being a sex tape was confirmed, J-Lo is suing Ojani Noa for breach of contract and invasion of privacy and is seeking $10,000,000 in damages.
Footage of the tape includes J-Lo playing sexy bedroom games and looking at herself in a mirror, wearing only her bra and panties. Another hot scene in the tape shows Lopez as she climbs onto a motorcycle wearing a short skirt and no panties, laughing as if she was caught off guard by what the camera just caught.
Lopez, 40, is the mother of 20-month-old twins with third husband Marc Anthony, 41!
Somebody send Dr. HipHop a copy when it does get released because we all know it will, with or without a lawsuit!
Kari Ann Peniche, Rebecca Gayheart, and Husband Eric Dane's Threesome Sex Tape Leaked
Rebecca Gay Heart and Eric Dane (Photo Agency)
A video of an apparently intoxicated threesome of Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane, wife Rebecca Gayheart, and fomer beauty queen (and rumored Hollywood madam) Kari Ann Peniche has hit the Internet. The video, which was leaked by Gawker, shows the three giggling about porn star names, as well as Gayheart and Peniche bathing together.
Drugs are apparently being used during the video, with Gayheart at one point saying she needs to lay down because she's too high. Peniche is also shown reading credit card numbers into a phone, leading some to speculate she's being paid for her time with the couple. An edited version of the tape is up over at Gawker's Defamer site (link so very, very NSFW, and also semi-depressing).
The tape has apparently come to light as authorities investigate Peniche for allegedly working as a madam for high-priced escorts. According to Defamer, Peniche would redirect men who hit on her at clubs to call her escort service. Peniche was also recently seen on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, being treated for sex addiction. She was eventually kicked off the show for entertaining some seriously shady friends at the treatment center, and for stealing from her roommates, Mindy McCready.
See more Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane pictures (click any photo):
Kari Ann Peniche, 'Playboy' Playmate, Signs on for 'Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew'
Former beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche will be one recognizable name appearing on the new show Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, a spin-off of the reality series Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The show will, obviously, focus on sex addicts instead of those suffering from substance abuse, and the famed Dr. Drew will help them sort out their compulsive behavior.
Kari Ann Peniche (Mylivepage )
Peniche is a former beauty queen turned Playboy Playmate who was stripped of her Miss United States Teen title after appearing in the men's magazine. But more recently, she's been in the news for that pesky tape that surfaced of herself, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart all nude in a hot tub.
Other fun facts about Peniche: She was once engaged to singer Aaron Carter, and she already appeared on Season 3 of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, where she had a legendary fight with country star Mindy McCready.
Other stars who'll be part of Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew are (according to RightCelebrity ) Phil Varone, Duncan Roy, Amber Smith, Kendra Jade Rossi, James Lovett, Penny Flame and Nicole Narian.
Chelsea Handler debuts bikini-clad body on Playboy magazine cover during 'The Jay Leno Show'
Chelsea Handler jokes that she 'trained' for the photo shoot by giving up alcohol 'for like a day and a half'.'
Handler graces the December cover of Playboy magazine.
Joanna Krupa to pose nude for Playboy magazine - again
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Marge Simpson takes it all off for Playboy magazine
Chelsea Handler is Playboy's newest bunny.
On Jay Leno's show Wednesday night, Handler showed off her cover on the magazine's holiday issue where she appears in a tiny gold bikini.
"We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back," joked Handler, who hosts the late night talk show, "Chelsea Lately."
The razor-tongued star admitted to Leno that she "trained" hard for the Playboy shoot and quit drinking "for like a day and a half."
Despite her over-the-top personality, Handler played coy with Leno when he asked the leggy blonde to strike a similar pose for the audience.
However male Handler fans may be disappointed.
The inside photo features the star covered up by an apron and mini dress while preparing a vodka-soaked Christmas meal with her sidekick Chuy.
PHOTO: Dancing's Joanna Krupa Covers Playboy
We've seen some skimpy outfits in the ballroom but this takes it to a whole new level!
Dancing with the Stars contestant Joanna Krupa will be on the cover of the December issue of Playboy, which hits stands Nov. 13.
She's splitting the honor with talk show host Chelsea Handler, who is doing a holiday guide for the magazine. While Handler keeps her clothes on, Krupa will appear in an 8-page nude pictorial shot by celebrity photographer Rankin.
Krupa's cover will go out to subscribers as well as appear on newsstands while Handler's cover will only be available on stands.
What would Bruno Tonioli say?
Tell us: What do you think of Joanna's cover?
Joanna Krupa Went 'Wild' with Snoop Dog
Joanna Krupa from "Dancing with the Stars" has accomplished a feat not many women have been able to do: She was featured on a "Girls Gone Wild" video with Snoop Doggy Dog and managed to keep her clothes on the whole time.
TMZ has obtained some footage of Krupa on a "GGW" video she did with Snoop Dogg back in the day called "Doggystyle." On the tape, she's just one of the hot chicks Joe Francis uses to introduce the video.
Unfortunately -- just like that tickle torture vid -- Krupa is covered in more clothes than she is when doin' the jive.
Ex-Miss California in middle of sex tape scandal
Dethroned former Miss California Carrie Prejean is at the center of a new scandal following reports she's the star of a new sex tape.
The blonde beauty was stripped of her crown earlier this year after candid shots of her posing on a beach hit the Internet - a strict breach of the pageant's rules. Officials also took offense to her decisions to miss official engagements - an allegation she denied.
And now it appears Prejean, who hit the headlines when she questioned gay marriage at the Miss USA pageant, is caught up in another controversy.
A source who has seen the alleged sex tape tells TMZ Prejean appears to be "doing very graphic things to her body," adding no one else features on the tape.
The insider says Prejean claims she was 17 when the video was shot.
The beauty queen is currently suing pageant bosses for her dismissal.
Stephanie Seymour Poses Nude For Vanity Fair After Her Marriage Goes Bad!
Super model Stephanie Seymour, now 41 had a pretty smooth run when it came to living a perfectly happy family life. She was happily married with business tycoon Peter Brant. They tied took the vows way back in 1995 when she was 26 and Peter was 48. "He's strong, intelligent, sensitive, and very masculine," was what she said on being asked about her then fiancé by People magazine in 1994. The couple has three children, aged 15, 13, and 5 and they were a very happy family until recently when news came out about their court filing.
The one close couple still shares their Greenwich estate while their cold war continues as well. There also have been ancillary court cases: a Brant security guard charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly shoving Seymour after she allegedly grabbed some papers from him and tucked them down her shirtfront; a civil suit filed, in turn, by the same guard against Seymour, claiming that he was injured after she allegedly proceeded to slam a door on his arm following the previously alleged shove; a public-disturbance charge issued against Seymour after she allegedly blocked the family driveway with her S.U.V., then yanked the keys out of another security guard's car and threw them in some nearby bushes.
It's just not about the money and the property, there are lots of other things in dispute as well; such as commissioned portraits of Seymour by artists such as Julian Schnabel, Jeff Koons, Richard Prince, and Maurizio Cattelan (a bust of the supermodel). That's no it! The couples are fighting over child custody as well. There have been countless allegations set on the couple by each other. One of Brant's attorney said "Suffice to say that there are a lot of allegations and cross-allegations going back and forth. I don't think either [Seymour's Counsel Thomas Colin] or myself would tell you that we know who is right and who is wrong. We have been doing this much too long to simply take our clients' word for it."
Stephanie was all over the headlines recently, and this was nothing related to the divorce case. This time it was about Mario Testino photographing a naked Stephanie Seymour for the December issue of Vanity Fair. She sure did prove that beauty and looking this good at 41 is the best revenge.
Gretchen Rossi Vibrator Pictures: Gretchen Rossi's Vibrator Pictures Arouse Questions
Gretchen Rossi vibrator pictures are hot. Gretchen Rossi and her vibrator pictures are arousing questions. Gretchen Rossi's vibrator pictures have stormed the web, and leave many people scratching their head.
Gretchen Rossi is an Orange County housewife featured on Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Not too long ago, nude pictures of Gretchen Rossi with her vibrator stormed the web. Everyone – including fellow castmembers – are scratching their heads.
Why do the vibrator pictures drum up so many questions for Gretchen Rossi? Her vibrator has a cord. According to Popeater, "fellow housewife Tamra Barney says of one pic, "There's a picture of her with a vibrator laying on a bed with a cord… Holy mother of gynecology! Who has a vibrator with a cord?" A woman who is "in a dark place," says Rossi. She was mourning the death of her husband at the time of the photo opps."
So what is more disturbing? That Gretchen Rossi's vibrator pictures feature a cord, or that she was using such a contraption while she was in mourning. Of course, I am sure that Gretchen is mortified that the pictures even made it to the web.
You can find the Gretchen Rossi vibrator pictures at a variety of sites online. I haven't included a picture with the post, as I wish to respect the privacy of Gretchen Rossi.
Gretchen on 'Real Houswives of OC': Salacious photos of Rossi heat up season 5 premiere
Gretchen Rossi of 'The Real Housewives of OC.' She got the season off to a racy start after revealing nude photos that she says were made public without her knowlegde.
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The season five premiere of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" prominently features salacious photos of star Rossi.
One of the photos shows Rossi lying naked on a bed, vibrator in hand. Another, catches the 32-year-old former real estate agent topless in a car. And yet a third set of pictures shows Rossi on the toilet with her pants around her ankles.
The pictures of Rossi had been previously released on the site Dirty, but have found new popularity after the show's premiere on Thursday night.
In the episode, Tamra Barney and Vicki Gunvalson meet for lunch and discuss their disdain for Rossi, complaining about her inappropriate internet photos.
At one point, Barney asks Gunvalson, "There's a picture of her with a vibrator laying on a bed with a cord, I'm like, 'Holy Mother of Gynecology! Who has a vibrator with a cord?'"
Later, Rossi addresses the photo scandal, saying that the photos were made public without her knowledge and that she is embarrassed by them.
She says the pictures were taken when she was mourning the death of her husband and was "in a dark place."
Natalie Portman Talks About Sex Scene with Mila Kunis
So the rumor has been that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman engage in a steamy sex scene in Darren Aronofsky's upcoming film, "Black Swan." Speaking with V Magazine recently about the film, Portman pretty much confirmed the rumors, although she argued the semantics.
"It's not raunchy - it's extreme."
That doesn't really give us much to go on, but there's a good chance the scene involves nudity. Both Portman and Kunis have gone nude on camera before, so it wouldn't be anything new for either of them. The only difference is, Portman says she is more open to it now than she was earlier in her career.
"Previously I was figuring out my own sexual identity, likes and dislikes and all that stuff, and it's weird to be doing stuff on film as you're figuring it out. Also, being a sexual object when you're a kid is really uncomfortable."
Whether this scene simply helps market the film or actually adds to it remains to be seen.
Gretchen Rossi of Real Housewives of Orange County Nude Photos Scandal Re-Heated!
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Just one episode into the fifth season of the 'Real Housewives of Orange County' and already things are heating up thanks to nude photos of Gretchen Rossi. Seen in one of her naked pictures, Rossi supposedly shows off her self-explorational side as she is lying in bed fully nude with nothing at all except a vibrator in her hand, while dressed in another picture with some type of lotion or rubbing oil.
'Real Housewives of Orange County,' which premiered on Thursday night has a new-found popularity and is now raking in the ratings over the 32-year-old former real estate agent's racy photos which the 'dirt' was slung on the episode by hot housewife Tamra Barney, who has a little bit of bad blood flowing already with Rossi.
In a lunch meeting with Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Barney discuss Rossi's racy internet photos and pokes a little fun at the vibrator in the photo stating 'Who has a vibrator with a cord?.'
Rossi defends herself, claims she was 'embarrassed' and that the naked photos were released without her knowledge.
The photos which also include a photo of Rossi topless in a car, and on the toilet with her pants down to her ankles, were allegedly taken while Rossi was in a "dark place" mourning the death of her husband.
Gretchen Rossi's nude photos leaked out
The current season of Real Housewives of Orange County, is getting a great viewer ship, all because of the nude photographs of one of its stars, Gretchen Rossi, which are available of the internet. Rossi would be adddressing the issue herself.
THE CURRENT season of Real Housewives of Orange County, is getting a great viewer ship, all because of the nude photographs of one of its stars, Gretchen Rossi, which are available of the internet. In the premiere episode of the 5th season of the show, the whole cast discuss about Gretchen Rossi vibrator pictures which have been put up on sites like photobucket, flickr and picassa.
The issue was brought out in the open by fellow housewife Tamra Barney, when she was discussing about the photos of Gretchen Rossi lying on bed with a vibrator, driving a car topless and also sitting on a toilet without her pants on. Barney supposedly said that there was a picture of Rossi with a vibrator lying on a bed with a cord. She said, "Holy Mother of Gynaecology! Who has a vibrator with a cord?"
The blonde lady defended herself and said that her scandalous nude pictures were leaked out without her knowledge and she was actually mourning the death of her hubby Jeff who died of cancer.
It is believed that she would be addressing the issue herself in one of the coming episodes of the show. With the inclusion of this topic about Gretchen Rossi's nude pictures with vibrators, the show has got what it wanted – lots of viewer ship. It was also because of the reference made by Tamra that the topic which had died down some time ago, is in the news again.
"Shauna Sand Exposed" Video: Vivid Has "No Right" to Release Sex Tape, Says Playmate (Pictures)
Playboy playmate Shauna Sand has made it very clear that she doesn't want you to watch her illicit sex tape, "Shauna Sand Exposed," which features bedroom footage distributed without her permission.
PICTURES: Shauna Sand Sex Tape Scandal
She, of course, doesn't mind you seeing her naked images in Playboy, the thousands of pictures of her galavanting in three-dimensionally stretched spandex outfits at celebrity parties or micro-bikini shots in the pages of gossip magazines.
But please don't watch her sex tape.
PICTURES: Shauna Sand Sex Tape Scandal
"Yes, I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year," Sand said to celebrity site TMZ. "In fact, I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out."
She is considering legal action against Vivid Entertainment, the adult movie company which intends to release "Shauna Sand Exposed," Oct. 19, 2009.
But Vivid boss Steven Hirsch believes his company has legal cover to produce it..
PICTURES: Shauna Sand Sex Tape Scandal
"We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it," Hirsch said according to CBS Affiliate WIAT. "We're comfortable without legal position in releasing this footage."
For her part, Sand has said she always wanted to be a Playboy model.
"I always wanted to be a Playmate, though I had never seen the actual magazine," Sand told Playboy. Ever though "my mother said she would disown me if I posed nude."
Hopefully, her mother will still take her calls.
PICTURES: Shauna Sand Sex Tape Scandal
October 13, 2009 - Playboy Model Shauna Sand Made Sex Tapes for Herself, Not for You!
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Shauna Sand fighting Vivid Entertainment on release of her sex tape, 'Shauna Sand Exposed'
Shauna Sand admits the sex tape does exist, but Vivid Entertainment has no right to distribute it.
Shauna Sand is trying to block the release of a hardcore sex tape she made but says wasn't supposed to be released.
The former Playboy model admitted to TMZ that the video does exist and that Vivid Entertainment, which acquired the video via a third party, has no right to distribute it. She said she would fight the Oct. 19 release of the DVD.
Vivid, however, has already launched a page with clips of Sand and an unidentified man in action.
The 38-year-old mother of three also said she has "in fact" made "several sex tapes" over the years.
And what about those kids?
Worried that her ex-husband and father of her girls, Lorenzo Lamas, would be furious over her raunchy video romp, Sand had to do some damage control.
According to TMZ, she calmed Lamas down and made him sign a piece of paper that read: "I, Lorenzo Lamas, will not seek custody of my minor children with Shauna Sand. Even in the event of a release of a sex tape with her and her boyfriend.".
And now Shayne Lamas, Sand's former step-daughter, is slamming the blond for what she claims is a calculated move.
"Isn't that convenient that her tape just happened to be leaked the day after my show premiered," she said, referring to her family's new E! reality show, "Leave it to Lamas." "I just feel bad for my little sisters."
Carrie Prejean's mother saw infamous sex tape
Carrie Prejean had an unexpected witness.
Former Miss California Carrie Prejean was hoping to get a substantial amount of money in a lawsuit against pageant company umbrella company K2 after claiming she was stripped of her title due to "religious discrimination." however, she instead received nothing but a few legal fees after pageant officials realized that she had participated in a sex tape (not the sort of thing a Miss California wants floating around in the world).
Unfortunately for Prejean, it only got worse from there. According to TMZ, Prejan's mother was in the room when pageant officials made the world aware that they were in possession of the sex tape. The poor woman was apparently "horrified" to say the least.
Prejean originally rose to fame earlier this year when on the telecast for the Miss USA pageant she took a stance against gay marriage; it was due to some of her campaigning for religious and anti-gay marriage groups after the pageant that caused her to be stripped of her title of Miss California.
Do you have any sympathy for Prejean at all during all of this? Let me know your thoughts with a comment below and as always stay tuned for more news.
WTF? Carrie Prejean Sex Tape! Miss England Brawls, Cowboys Cheerleader Pics
Three scandal stories for a Sunday: Miss England gives up crown after brawl, Carrie Prejean settles lawsuit after sex tape emerges and a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader is in hot water over a photo in black-face.
First: The pictures allegedly show Whitney Isleib, who has been a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader since 2008, wearing black-face, braids and fake tattoos, posing in one snapshot with two black women and in another with two men dressed as mariachi singers. Read more about it and see the photos here.
Second: Miss England has given up her crown following an alleged brawl with a beauty queen in a fight over a Gladiator star. Police arrested Rachel Christie on suspicion of assaulting Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones, in the wee hours of Monday morning. Read more about it and see the photos here.
Third: Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California USA, and her legal war with pageant organizers is over. Prejean and the organizers of the pageant reached a confidential settlement, thanks to the emergence of a sex tape starring Prejean. Read more about it and see the photos, video here.
Jennifer Lopez's sex tape is real
There were rumors swirling about that Jennifer Lopez was caught with her pants down on tape, but now it's been confirmed.
Ex-husband, Ojani Noa, has threatened to release the tape, which is eleven hours long and shows the singer in various states of undress.
The confirmation came when TMZ broke the news that J-Lo and her naked booty are suing Noa. She is suing him for breach of contract and invasion of privacy and is seeking $10,000,000 in damages.
Confirmed, Shauna Sand's Sex Tape to Be Released
The Playboy model has withdrawn a threat of a lawsuit to block the distribution of her sex tape, and so Vivid Entertainment moves forward with its plan to make the tape public.
A new up-date has been brought forth by Vivid Entertainment regarding the leaked sex tape of Shauna Sand. The adult film studio confirmed Monday, October 26 that it will move forward with the plans to distribute the raunchy footage and has set it to be released this Wednesday, October 28. The decision is made shortly after Shauna decided to withdraw threat of a lawsuit to block its distribution.
Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid, said he met with Shauna in his office last Thursday, October 15. "We showed her the documents we had received from a third party that were authenticated by a handwriting expert and explained that we remained comfortable that we had the right to distribute the video," he explained. "Shauna said she wanted to consult with her attorney and would get back to us the following day." Steven added that Shauna called him the following day and agreed not to pursue a lawsuit upon fear that it would be long and expensive.
Shauna herself has released a statement, confirming "I made this video with my ex-boyfriend for our own enjoyment. But since Vivid obtained a copy and is moving ahead with distribution, I now feel it will be in my best interest to work with Vivid to make sure it is handled properly. I'm taking full control of this situation and that means there won't be any involvement by a third party. I'm proud of the way I look in the video. My ex-boyfriend was the cameraman, I edited it and added the music and so I have an interest in the final product."
Earlier last week, TMZ reported Vivid Entertainment obtained Shauna Sand's sex tape. The actress and Playboy model was quick to acknowledge the existence of the video, stating "Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."
Now that the dispute over the distribution of the sex tape has been resolved, Vivid Entertainment will make the footage available in stores across the country and online
Double trouble for Carrie Prejean as reports of a new sex tape surface!
Dethroned former Miss USA contestant, and Miss California Carrie Prejean reportedly is in hot water again. She was scheduled to appear at an event called "Defenders of the Family" today, but since it was revealed she has a "solo sex tape" her name was removed from the schedule.
The event was to be held at a Marriott Hotel in Whippany New Jersey and was to appear along with professional Political tribute artists/ doubles of former Presidents Bill Clinton, and George Bush. After seeing the flyer for the event on TMZ, I realized they were look alike friends of mine . The flyer features Dale Leigh as Clinton and John Morgan as Bush. I haven't smiled this much since TMZ used my photo as Anna Nicole Smith on a story for their site.
Like A Bad Boob Job Leaking Silicon, Carrie Prejean's Sex Tape Will Leak Online
Carrie Prejean has accomplished the seemingly impossible: Male homosexuals who`ve never seen a straight p*rn movie, are dying to see the video of the born again hypocrite pleasuring herself.
TMZ which doesn`t exactly have a reputation for journalistic excellence refuses to provide a link to the erotic video, it`s just too explicit.
But fans of p*rn shouldn`t despair, like a bad boob job leaking silicon, the p*rn flick will surface somewhere on the Web. We will get our chance to see Prejean as only her gynecologist and her lovers have seen her.
Even atheists and followers of faiths other than Christianity will exclaim "Jesus" when witnessing Prejean in all her glory. Maybe Prejean really is an effective evangelist for her faith.
It`s appropriate that Prejean`s sex tape is a solo effort, the beauty queen only cares about herself. Prejean refused to fulfill her obligations to the Miss California Pageant, because they interfered with her own dreams and ambtions.
Dear Carrie: This godless liberal is dying to see your sex tape, we hope there will be more to come.
Jennifer Lopez sues to stop release of sex tape and movie
Jennifer Lopez filed a lawsuit on Friday, November 6, seeking to stop her former husband, Ojani Noa, from releasing a film on their short marriage.
Jennifer Lopez filed a lawsuit on Friday, November 6, seeking to stop her former husband, Ojani Noa, from releasing a film on their short marriage. Photo Credit: HFPA
November 06, 2009, (Sawf News) - Jennifer Lopez filed a lawsuit on Friday, November 6, seeking to stop her former husband, Ojani Noa, from releasing a film on their short marriage.
In the lawsuit filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Lopez claims the film - expressively titled: "How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The JLo and Ojani Noa Story" – violates an existing confidentiality agreement between the two.
According to TMZ, the lawsuit also alleges that Noa plans to release "11+ hours of previously unseen home video footage of Jennifer Lopez and Ojani Noa."
The footage depicts Lopez "in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room from honeymoon."
The filed legal documents also include a claim by Lopez's attorney that he received a letter from a producer working with Noa stating that he had "entered into a contractual agreement" with TMZ for the "exclusive rights to the ... home movies."
According to TMZ, there was "never any such agreement."
The lawsuit also seeks $10 million for breach of contract and invasion of privacy.
Lopez met Cuban-born Ojani Noa while he worked as a waiter at a Miami restaurant. Their marriage in February 1997 lasted just 11 months.
Noa later worked as the manager of Lopez's Pasadena restaurant Madre's, from April 2002 to October 2002 when she fired him. Noa sued Lopez over the termination following which the two entered into a confidentiality agreement.
In 2006, Lopez sued Noa to stop him from publishing a tell-all tome on the grounds that it violated their confidentiality agreement.
Carrie Prejean sex tape forced ex-Miss California's lawsuit settlement: report
Carrie Prejean reportedly walked away from lawsuit settlement negotions with almost nothing after a sex tape featuring her in the starring role surfaced.
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A legal standoff between Carrie Prejean and Miss California USA officials reportedly ended when a Pageant lawyer played his trump card: a sex tape far more hard-core than the nude pictures which had previously scandalized her – and in which she had the starring role.
After being shown the hardcore home video - in which she apparently engages in a solo sex act - Prejean dropped her million-dollar-plus demands, TMZ reports, and bolted from the negotiating table.
The tape has never been released publically.
The negotiations war ends with Prejean getting zilch, TMZ reports. Pageant officials will reportedly pay her lawyers and a publicist $100K, with nothing going directly to her.
The settlement also relieved Prejean of any financial obligations to pageant organizer K2Productions - including repaying her breast augmentation surgery.
Prejean, who was stripped of her Miss California crown in June, had filed suit against pageant officials claiming religious discrimination.
She found herself an unlikely political lightening rod and cause celebre for the Right for voicing faith-based opposition to gay marriage during the Q&A portion of the Miss USA pageant.
Prejean subsequently found herself squarely in the sites of Perez Hilton, the judge who'd asked the question.
The openly gay celebrity blogger excoriated Prejean on his Web site, and suggested her answer might have cost her the Miss USA title.
Officials say they relieved her of the title for failure to attend contractually-obligated appearances.
In addition to accusing her of failing to repay $5200 for the breast augmentation, their counter-suit alleged Prejean broke her contract and lied about sem-nude photos.
"We're so glad to be back in the business of beauty and out of the litigious system that is Carrie Prejean," Keith Lewis, of K2 Productions, told the Daily News. "It's wonderful to put this behind us."
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Carrie Prejean's name has been removed as a key speaker at a conservative conference on family values in New Jersey, two days after news surfaced that the former Miss California -- controversial for her comments on gay mariage -- was the star of a sex tape, according to TMZ.
TMZ, which on Wednesday broke the news about the sex tape, today said it isn't clear whether the removal was prompted by Prejean or the New Jersey Family Policy Council, but added that, as of yesterday, Prejean's appearance was still on. Called Defenders of the Family, the conference occurs tonight.
The video in question -- reportedly a solo act, shot by an ex-boyfriend -- is said to have thwarted a lawsuit Prejean had filed against Miss California USA organizers.
Her beef with the pageant stems back to April, when she sparked a media firestorm with her comments about gay marriage.
In June, the pageant took away her Miss California crown, saying she had failed to appear at more than 30 events she was supposed to attend.
Prejean responded with a lawsuit against Miss California USA organizers, claiming religious discrimination on the part of the pageant.
Not long after, the Miss California producers fired back with a suit of their own, claiming she failed to repay them for a loan covering her breast-implant surgery.
Jennifer Lopez Sexy Tape Not So Sexy
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While the world ignores Shauna Sand's sex tape (On sale now!) the National Enquirer claims that Jennifer Lopez is fighting to keep her own "sexy tape" out of the public's hands... But unfortunately it doesn't sound that sexy or scandalous at all (e.g. No hardcore penetration). The Enquirer watched the "11-hour tape that J.Lo doesn't want anyone to see" and this is what they found.
"The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa, 35, a Cuban-born waiter she married 12 years ago. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties - and showing off her famous butt. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties."
J. Lo Sex Tape on the Way? Jennifer Lopez reportedly has a sex tape!
Jennifer Lopez reportedly has a sex tape! But then again, who doesn't have one these days…
According to The National Enquirer, J. Lo's first husband Ojani Noa has an 11-hour tape that features her playing sex games and engaged in a nasty fight with her mother.
The Enquirer claims the tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with Noa, and in one scene J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties - and showing off her famous booty.
In another scene she allegedly laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no underwear, and in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who spanks her.
Sources say J. Lo is embarrassed by the planned release of the tape, and can't believe her ex would do this to her. This is the same ex that tried to release a tell all book about her back in 2006.
A few months ago he claimed he was working on a movie about his marriage to J.Lo entitled, "How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story" but Lopez's lawyers sent Noa a cease-and-desist letter ordering the film, which is still in its pre-production phase, to be shut down.
We never thought J.Lo would be kinky enough to allow a sex tape be filmed, but you just never know with celebrities.
Sheree From Real Housewives Of Atlanta Has A Sex Tape?
Sheree Whitfield from Real Housewives Of Atlanta might be made a celebrity all over again. Her ex-husband, Bob Whitfield, vexed by her airing him out on television and calling him a deadbeat dad decided that the best revenge would be to release a sex tape they made years ago (assuming it was made during their marriage). Bob Whitfield was on the radio recently threatening to release Sheree's sex tape from his stash:
"Quit trying to trash me and then use my damn last name. I'm feeling like I'm the mad scientist and I created Frankenstein. She didn't have that nose; I put that nose on her! She didn't have them breasts, I put them breasts on her. I put some electricity on that ass and now she's sparked up and tearing up the got damn laboratory. What the f*ck. Sit down somewhere and calm it down. You forget who made you girl!"
"He went on to make jokes about releasing tapes and photos of Sheree, saying "You see what it did for Kim Kardashian."
WHOA! We didn't know that Sheree was getting down like that!
Shauna Sand Sex Tape Images Hit The Web
Shauna Sand sex tape of escapades with her boyfriend is set for release by Vivid Entertainment. In the meantime, a few tamed images are available online.
Shauna Sand Lamas-CSH-022836Shauna Sand – formerly known as Shauna Sand-Lamas, ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and starlet of the reality show Leave It to Lamas – is now starring in a sex tape. It's called Shauna Sand Exposed, and though those inclined to see it will have to pay, some images are available online .
The tape is now a Vivid Entertainment release. Sand had previously tried to stop this – issuing a cease-and-desist against the company when they obtained it and tried putting it out.
"Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year," Sand told TMZ in October 2009. "In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."
However, she recently withdrew her lawsuit and has apparently agreed to let the studio release it. Vivid site members can watch it now. But, some digitally semi-sanitized images are available on sites such as poponthepop , and what's visible suggests a fair amount of plastic surgery.
Lip injections, breast augmentation and rhinoplasty – at the minimum – are heavy-hitting culprits. She hasn't talked about getting plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
In her case, and going by what she lets hang free in the new video, it's a virtual guarantee.
Carrie Prejean Born Again Hypocrite: What's Up With Your X-Rated Sex Tape?
"The legal standoff between Carrie Prejean and Miss California USA officials reportedly ended when a Pageant lawyer played his trump card: a sex tape far more hard-core than the nude pictures which had previously scandalized her - and in which she had the starring role.
After being shown the hardcore home video - in which she apparently engages in a solo sex act - Prejean dropped her million-dollar-plus demands, TMZ reports, and bolted from the negotiating table." Read more
Many born again Christians have such a deep hatred and fear of homosexuals that they embraced a less than virginal Miss California Prejean, because she is against same-sex marriage. In the evangelical world a hatred of gays and lesbians covers a multitude of sins. Even though Prejean had a penchant for taking of her clothes for photographers, evangelicals stood by her because they were enthralled by her anti-gay stance.
But now that is has come to light that Prejean freely allowed one of her lovers to film her as she masturbated, will the Jesus crowd still stand by the disgraced beauty queen.
The hard-core sex tape convinced Prejean to drop her frivolous lawsuit against the Miss California Pageant. Pageant officials will pay Prejean's thousands of dollars, but the born again hypocrite won't get a dime.
Evangelicals find it impossible to live up to the strict moral teaching of the Bible. The more they fail in their attempts to live by the Ten Commandments, the more they scapegoats gays and lesbians.
It's not gays and lesbians who are a threat to "family values." Prejean is the biggest threat to family values, her nude photographs, and her sex tape (which will eventually be released online), will lead many fine young Christian men (and women) to perdition.
Maybe now the disgraced and humiliated beauty queen will stop her vendetta against gays and lesbians.
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Literally No Takers Whatsoever
Carrie Prejean, Carrie Prejean sex tape, Carrie Prejean naked, Miss CaliforniaThe world can be odd sometimes. For instance, what's hotter than watching a blonde bigot diddle herself on camera?
Nothing, that's what. Why, even just thinking about it – there she is, all blonde and orange and stupid and silicony, whacking away at her genitals while she angrily mutters things like "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEVE!" and "Sink the pink, don't down the brown!" to herself – doesn't half give us the ruddy horn.
But we might be the only ones. Because, you see, it turns out that nobody wants to buy the newly unearthed Carrie Prejean sex tape. Nobody at all.
The world of sex tapes is a funny one, isn't it? Over the last few years, people have virtually broken their necks to see Gene Simmons stick it in a disinterested model and that twit from Creed lark about in the nude with Kid Rock and Screech from Saved By The Bell smearing poo across a woman's face – three things guaranteed to leave you shivering, nauseous and feeling more alone than you have ever felt in your entire life.
And then there's the now infamous Carrie Prejean sex tape. You'll remember yesterday that Carrie Prejean – she of loudly outspoken anti-gay activism fame – was forced to drop her lawsuit against the organisers of the Miss California pageant when it emerged that she'd allegedly made a naughty video of her playing with herself. Now, let's take the various components of the Carrie Prejean sex tape separately. We have:
1 - A girl…
2 - …Who is partly famous for her physical attractiveness…
3 - …That many people would love to see star in a humiliating video that compromises her Christian values and exposes her as a hypocrite…
4 - …With her hand rammed so far up her clodge that you can almost see her fingers poking out the top of her throat when she opens her mouth.
Who wouldn't want to see that? That's right – nobody. It sounds perfect. The whole world should be lining up to watch the Carrie Prejean sex tape, either because it wants to mock the flimsiness of her moral foundations or because it wants to masturbate quite a lot. But no. According to reports, nobody even wants to go near the Carrie Prejean sex tape. Celebuzz reports:
It appears that the tape has been circling around for several months, and was being offered as an exclusive to various websites for the relatively low price of $10,000. However, sites like TMZ and TheDirty didn't even want anything to do with it! Dirty founder Nik Richie told E! News, "It was very graphic and our lawyers wouldn't let us put it on the site."
Too racy? Wow, the Carrie Prejean sex tape must be incredibly racy, given that other sex tapes featuring full penetration have surfaced without a hitch in the past. Maybe that's not the only reason, though. Maybe the sites are scared of the legal consequences of posting it. Or maybe they don't want to give Carrie Prejean any more attention than she's currently got. Or maybe Carrie Prejean develops an off-puttingly male voice when she becomes aroused. Yes, that's probably it.
So the chances of you getting to see the Carrie Prejean sex tape are fading by the day. But if you enjoy watching irritating bigots sexually demean themselves, help is at hand – we heard that Jim Davidson will show you his penis if you offer to buy him a nice bowl of soup.
We made that last bit up. Nobody would pay good soup to see that.