Saturday, November 7, 2009

Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Carrie Prejean sex tape, Carrie Prejean naked, Miss California Shauna Sand Sex Tape Images Hit The Web Real Housewives Of Atlanta Has A Sex Tape

Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Carrie Prejean sex tape, Carrie Prejean naked, Miss California Shauna Sand Sex Tape Images Hit The Web Real Housewives Of Atlanta Has A Sex Tape

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Jennifer Lopez Sexy Tape Not So Sexy

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While the world ignores Shauna Sand's sex tape (On sale now!) the National Enquirer claims that Jennifer Lopez is fighting to keep her own "sexy tape" out of the public's hands... But unfortunately it doesn't sound that sexy or scandalous at all (e.g. No hardcore penetration). The Enquirer watched the "11-hour tape that J.Lo doesn't want anyone to see" and this is what they found.

"The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa, 35, a Cuban-born waiter she married 12 years ago. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties - and showing off her famous butt. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties."

J. Lo Sex Tape on the Way? Jennifer Lopez reportedly has a sex tape!

Jennifer Lopez reportedly has a sex tape! But then again, who doesn't have one these days…

According to The National Enquirer, J. Lo's first husband Ojani Noa has an 11-hour tape that features her playing sex games and engaged in a nasty fight with her mother.

The Enquirer claims the tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with Noa, and in one scene J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties - and showing off her famous booty.

In another scene she allegedly laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no underwear, and in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who spanks her.

Sources say J. Lo is embarrassed by the planned release of the tape, and can't believe her ex would do this to her. This is the same ex that tried to release a tell all book about her back in 2006.

A few months ago he claimed he was working on a movie about his marriage to J.Lo entitled, "How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story" but Lopez's lawyers sent Noa a cease-and-desist letter ordering the film, which is still in its pre-production phase, to be shut down.

We never thought J.Lo would be kinky enough to allow a sex tape be filmed, but you just never know with celebrities.

Sheree From Real Housewives Of Atlanta Has A Sex Tape?

Sheree Whitfield from Real Housewives Of Atlanta might be made a celebrity all over again. Her ex-husband, Bob Whitfield, vexed by her airing him out on television and calling him a deadbeat dad decided that the best revenge would be to release a sex tape they made years ago (assuming it was made during their marriage). Bob Whitfield was on the radio recently threatening to release Sheree's sex tape from his stash:

"Quit trying to trash me and then use my damn last name. I'm feeling like I'm the mad scientist and I created Frankenstein. She didn't have that nose; I put that nose on her! She didn't have them breasts, I put them breasts on her. I put some electricity on that ass and now she's sparked up and tearing up the got damn laboratory. What the f*ck. Sit down somewhere and calm it down. You forget who made you girl!"

"He went on to make jokes about releasing tapes and photos of Sheree, saying "You see what it did for Kim Kardashian."

WHOA! We didn't know that Sheree was getting down like that!

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Images Hit The Web

Shauna Sand sex tape of escapades with her boyfriend is set for release by Vivid Entertainment. In the meantime, a few tamed images are available online.

Shauna Sand Lamas-CSH-022836Shauna Sand – formerly known as Shauna Sand-Lamas, ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and starlet of the reality show Leave It to Lamas – is now starring in a sex tape. It's called Shauna Sand Exposed, and though those inclined to see it will have to pay, some images are available online .

The tape is now a Vivid Entertainment release. Sand had previously tried to stop this – issuing a cease-and-desist against the company when they obtained it and tried putting it out.

"Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year," Sand told TMZ in October 2009. "In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

However, she recently withdrew her lawsuit and has apparently agreed to let the studio release it. Vivid site members can watch it now. But, some digitally semi-sanitized images are available on sites such as, and what's visible suggests a fair amount of plastic surgery.

Lip injections, breast augmentation and rhinoplasty – at the minimum – are heavy-hitting culprits. She hasn't talked about getting plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

In her case, and going by what she lets hang free in the new video, it's a virtual guarantee.

Carrie Prejean Born Again Hypocrite: What's Up With Your X-Rated Sex Tape?

"The legal standoff between Carrie Prejean and Miss California USA officials reportedly ended when a Pageant lawyer played his trump card: a sex tape far more hard-core than the nude pictures which had previously scandalized her - and in which she had the starring role.

After being shown the hardcore home video - in which she apparently engages in a solo sex act - Prejean dropped her million-dollar-plus demands, TMZ reports, and bolted from the negotiating table." Read more

Many born again Christians have such a deep hatred and fear of homosexuals that they embraced a less than virginal Miss California Prejean, because she is against same-sex marriage. In the evangelical world a hatred of gays and lesbians covers a multitude of sins. Even though Prejean had a penchant for taking of her clothes for photographers, evangelicals stood by her because they were enthralled by her anti-gay stance.

But now that is has come to light that Prejean freely allowed one of her lovers to film her as she masturbated, will the Jesus crowd still stand by the disgraced beauty queen.

The hard-core sex tape convinced Prejean to drop her frivolous lawsuit against the Miss California Pageant. Pageant officials will pay Prejean's thousands of dollars, but the born again hypocrite won't get a dime.

Evangelicals find it impossible to live up to the strict moral teaching of the Bible. The more they fail in their attempts to live by the Ten Commandments, the more they scapegoats gays and lesbians.

It's not gays and lesbians who are a threat to "family values." Prejean is the biggest threat to family values, her nude photographs, and her sex tape (which will eventually be released online), will lead many fine young Christian men (and women) to perdition.

Maybe now the disgraced and humiliated beauty queen will stop her vendetta against gays and lesbians.

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Literally No Takers Whatsoever

Carrie Prejean, Carrie Prejean sex tape, Carrie Prejean naked, Miss CaliforniaThe world can be odd sometimes. For instance, what's hotter than watching a blonde bigot diddle herself on camera?

Nothing, that's what. Why, even just thinking about it – there she is, all blonde and orange and stupid and silicony, whacking away at her genitals while she angrily mutters things like "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEVE!" and "Sink the pink, don't down the brown!" to herself – doesn't half give us the ruddy horn.

But we might be the only ones. Because, you see, it turns out that nobody wants to buy the newly unearthed Carrie Prejean sex tape. Nobody at all.

The world of sex tapes is a funny one, isn't it? Over the last few years, people have virtually broken their necks to see Gene Simmons stick it in a disinterested model and that twit from Creed lark about in the nude with Kid Rock and Screech from Saved By The Bell smearing poo across a woman's face – three things guaranteed to leave you shivering, nauseous and feeling more alone than you have ever felt in your entire life.

And then there's the now infamous Carrie Prejean sex tape. You'll remember yesterday that Carrie Prejean – she of loudly outspoken anti-gay activism fame – was forced to drop her lawsuit against the organisers of the Miss California pageant when it emerged that she'd allegedly made a naughty video of her playing with herself. Now, let's take the various components of the Carrie Prejean sex tape separately. We have:

1 - A girl…

2 - …Who is partly famous for her physical attractiveness…

3 - …That many people would love to see star in a humiliating video that compromises her Christian values and exposes her as a hypocrite…

4 - …With her hand rammed so far up her clodge that you can almost see her fingers poking out the top of her throat when she opens her mouth.

Who wouldn't want to see that? That's right – nobody. It sounds perfect. The whole world should be lining up to watch the Carrie Prejean sex tape, either because it wants to mock the flimsiness of her moral foundations or because it wants to masturbate quite a lot. But no. According to reports, nobody even wants to go near the Carrie Prejean sex tape. Celebuzz reports:

It appears that the tape has been circling around for several months, and was being offered as an exclusive to various websites for the relatively low price of $10,000. However, sites like TMZ and TheDirty didn't even want anything to do with it! Dirty founder Nik Richie told E! News, "It was very graphic and our lawyers wouldn't let us put it on the site."

Too racy? Wow, the Carrie Prejean sex tape must be incredibly racy, given that other sex tapes featuring full penetration have surfaced without a hitch in the past. Maybe that's not the only reason, though. Maybe the sites are scared of the legal consequences of posting it. Or maybe they don't want to give Carrie Prejean any more attention than she's currently got. Or maybe Carrie Prejean develops an off-puttingly male voice when she becomes aroused. Yes, that's probably it.

So the chances of you getting to see the Carrie Prejean sex tape are fading by the day. But if you enjoy watching irritating bigots sexually demean themselves, help is at hand – we heard that Jim Davidson will show you his penis if you offer to buy him a nice bowl of soup.

We made that last bit up. Nobody would pay good soup to see that.

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