Porn Star Stormy Daniels Might be Running for Senate
- Senator David Vitter (R-LA) is gearing up for what might prove to be a challenging re-election bid. The Senator who thought being caught with the D.C. Madam was embarrassing, might lose his seat to a porn star. While it's still a long shot, Stormy Daniels would be the hottest name to hit the Senate since Saxby Chambliss (R-GA). The movement is gearing up since residents of Louisiana drafted Stormy to run for the Senate. To see if this is a job she really wants, Stormy is currently on a "listening tour" of the state to hear from the people she hopes to represent.
Some may say she is not qualified to run for Senate, but these are completely baseless and sexist claims. A brief look at her resume shows that she has more than enough acumen for the job. Some of Stormy's awards include the Nightmoves Award for Best Actress, F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Breasts and the Golden G-String Award.
These feathers on her cap, or tassels on her nipples, clearly show that she has what it takes to tackle, and I mean tackle, America's most challenging problems.
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